日誌
英文的笑梗
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1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
(The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but she is fat.)
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
(When all my family get in the car, there's not much room.)
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
(My friend wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I showed her.)
4. * Texas *(德州)
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
(My friend always Texts me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!)
5. *Herpes*(皰疹)
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
(Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got her piece.)
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
(You told me you were going to that store and you lie to me! You lier!)
7.*Rectum*(直腸)
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
(I had 2 cars but my wife wrecked them!)
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
(I was going to go to the store with my wife but she can go herself.)
9. *Wheelchair*(輪椅)
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
(We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry we'll share.)
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
(My wife plays the lottery so she can win.)
11. *Harassment*(煩擾)
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
(My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey her ass meant nothing to me.)
12. *Bishop*(主教)
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
(My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bitch up.)
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
(I want to go to the club but no body watch my kids.)
14. *Budweiser*(一種啤酒的名稱)
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
(That women over there has a nice body, but why is her face so ugly?
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